By Davis2e

Cat: “You can’t get me, Dog, plus you smell”

Dog: Well, at least I don’t have salmon breath

Cat: You Beef Jerky

Narrator: the cat jumped out the window and the dog went after it into the yard

Dog: Come down from that tree, cat, and I’ll teach you a lesson.

Cat: Make me plus how will you get the mailman if you’re too busy trying to teach me a lesson….

Dog: The lesson we never learned is that dogs are superior to ctrs. We don’t get stuck in trees.

Cat: Why you fat dog, but we’re smarter

Dog: I doubt that. Who is called “man’s best friend?” A dog!

Cat: Lies. So many lies.

Dog: Ok, this isn’t getting us anywhere. We need a third opinion…let’s ask that squirrel.

Cat: You seeing things. Look another dog.

Dog: What? Where!

Narrator: The dog looked away. When he looked back, the cat was not in the tree. A sound started.

Cat: Incoming vacuum cleaner! I’m going to get you pooch!

Dog: Vacuum cleaner! My number one terror? No…..!

Cat: Activating full power and I have a nerf gun so who’s the better one now? Me. ha ha ha ha ha.

Narrator: the dog hung his tail and ran and hid in his dog house whimpering sadly. “I give in,” he howled.

Cat: Yes, now I’m the ruler of the home!

Narrator: the dog stopped whimpering. He looked out from beneath his paws. “Aren’t you sad you hurt my feelings?” He asked.

Cat: Nope. Nada. No cats don’t feel sad. That’s how us cats are going to take over the world. Mwha Ha ha ha ha hah.

Dog: In that case prepare to face my army of fleas!

Cat: Cats! Get the Flea Detergent! Or the hose!

Dog: Fleas! Put on your protective gear. Get the gas masks. When I run by, leap and bite!

Cat: Bullet proof armor. And Nerf guns.

Narrator: A dreadful battle ensued. Many fleas were wounded and many died. The cat army left no survivors.

The cat army: Victory! Now to go to the dog’s base.

Dog: “Retreat! Surrender! Let me in the house! This cat is an evil mastermind. Let me in!” the dog cried.

Cat: Surrender or die or end up in a pie.

Narrator: And so the dog surrendered. He admitted that cats were superior. He was so humiliated he stayed in the dog house for three days. But at least his fleas were gone.

The End

About the Author: Davis2e is a pro gamer. He loves to play Minecraft, lives in Los Angeles, has about a hundred dollars in his pocket and owns his own zoo.