By Davis2e

Poor dog had had a terrible time in the battle with the cat. He decided he really needed a vacation so went Davisville.

Cat: Is it true pooch your wife’s got puppies in her belly?

Dog: (Pssst. I have been so busy telling you all my problems with that evil cat that I hadn’t mentioned my beautiful wife, a poodle. She is expecting puppies…but not for three weeks. Plenty of time to go on vacation.)

Cat: No seriously. I also heard you’re going on vacation, can I go with you?

Dog: Seriously? You want to go on vacation with us?

Cat: Hey you never know, cats also need a vacation sometimes.

Dog: Well, I guess you can. We are going to Davisville to get the Deluxe Flea Dip treatment at the spa. We leave at eight tomorrow.

Cat: Great, I’ll keep talking…

Fifteen Hours Later…

Cat: I’m all finished and ready to go, what did you pack?

Dog: Dog treats. Dog shorts. Dog leash. Dog treats. Dog bowl. Dog bed. Oh, and one more small suitcase of dog bones.

Cat: I packed sunglasses, hat, crown, credit cards, books, money in all different currencies, a knife, a bomb, medicine, a squirt gun, my phone, an alarm clock, a fax machine, a megaphone, pencil and paper, files, a calendar, recorder, video games, a camera, headphones and a cassette tape. And cat treats, a whole suitcase.

The dogs and cat arrive in Davisville.

Dog: I have some bad news. The hotel lost your reservation and you have to stay with us.

Cat: No. No. No. No. No. No.

Poodle: No, no, no, no. I am not sharing with a cat. I need to take a nap. I’m exhausted. Somebody bring me a dog treat.

Cat: Don’t worry, I got plenty of money. I can get a new reservation.

Later that night, the dog and poodle were in their room. The cat had gotten the penthouse suite just above them.

Cat: Time to get to bed, I got an early start to the day.

In the morning, the sun rose on a beautiful day. Room service delivered tuna for the cat and bones for the dogs.

Cat: So far this is the best room service.

Poodle:  This vacation is working out. I haven’t felt so relaxed in a long time. Let’s go for a walk…

Heading down to the lobby they bumped into the cat.

Cat: Here, have some beef jerky.

Dog: Why than you. This is my favorite flavor.

Cat: You’re welcome, have a nice walk.

Poodle and dog hadn’t walked very far before Poodle wanted to take a break on a cool patch of grass. They looked at the puffy clouds and guessed at the shapes they saw.

When the dogs got back to the hotel, the cat had left a note for them: I’m going to the casino down the street from here. Just take a right when you leave the hotel entrance and you’ll find it.

Dog: Hmmm….. With puppies coming we could use more money. You stay here and watch a movie. I’m going to try and find Cat.

The dog found the cat at a high stakes table.

Cat: Dog? You’re here. I shouldn’t have left that note but I suppose you can borrow a couple hundred dollars for gambling…I just keep some spare money with me.

Dog: Great! This is an amazing place. You put in money and you get more money! Everybody wins!

Cat: Just keep the spare money.

Dog: I like hearts. I’m going to bet on hearts…

Cat: Hope you win and don’t use all the money in one game.

Dog: Wow, I put down one bill that said “Twenty dollars” on it to bet on diamonds and I got back five of these coins that say “Twenty five cents!” I’m making a fortune.

Cat: Hey Dog, I just won like… a billion dollars.

Dog: I’m going to check out that room over there with all those machines spitting out coins.

Cat: Hey pooch, trying your luck?

Dog: I think you are bringing me luck. I’m glad we aren’t fighting anymore.

Cat: Cat spins and hits the jackpot!

Dog: Wow, I bet you got the rest of the money in the casino. I better get back and check on Poodle.

Cat: Here, have a million dollars, too.

The dog lugged a giant briefcase of money back to the hotel and went up to their room in the elevator. The cat also lugged a huge briefcase of winnings that had the cat’s name embedded on it in diamonds.

Dog: Oh my dog ears! The puppies are here!

The next day the dog told the news to Cat.

Cat: Congratulations, Dog, you’re finally a dad and you have some adorable puppies.

Dog: Will you be their Cat-Godfather?

Cat: Sure!

The next day they bought booster seats for all the puppies and the dog said, “let’s head home.”

Cat: In the car? Cars are old school! I did just win money at the casino you know. I won a spaceship, or is it a UFO…?

The dog and poodle looked at the cat in shock and amazement.

Cat: That’s why I brought my lucky charm for gambling.

The End

About the Author: Davis2e is a pro gamer. He loves to play Minecraft, lives in Los Angeles, has about a hundred dollars in his pocket and owns his own zoo.