Who I am

I  am Apollo, the god! 

What I need

I need food, water, a full continent to serve me and a bow and arrow that is forged in the flame in Hephaestus mountain. I will need any new instrument and every single maserati and lamborghini you have. 

What I can do

Need to work on your suntan?

I have the keys to the sun chariot. You didn’t need those eyebrows anyways!

Have an annoying sibling? 

Better keep your distance. I will shoot them with one of my plague arrows and they will die and pass it on. 

Have a birthday coming up?

Prepare to have your eardrums blasted out because I’m going to rock your world with music.

Love life in a rut?

I’ll go on a date with anyone!

Having a hard time being a parent?

Your kids can’t possibly be as wild as mine. Learn all my greatest parenting tips like leaving the kids at a camp that puts their life at risk every single day. Build character!

Have questions about mythology?

Um, have I mentioned I’m a god. Ask me! 

testimonials

He killed me when he was only a couple of years old! (Granted, he was officially a god).

python

Always flirting with my hunters. Annoying.

Artemis

I’ve had to turn immortal three times in his life because he’s doing the wrong thing.

Zeus

He got my boyfriend killed.

Piper

He was the one who caused the disturbances in the prophecies and he almost got me killed.

Kayla

He is a good guy but he forgets about his children.

Will

He is a good guy but he forgets about his children.

Nico

He made our daughter go to the dark oracle and lose it

Joe and Emmie