The Turkey Squad

It was Thanksgiving morning at the Royal Palace, and Jinky Joe was super excited!! He could finally help Mamma Mable cook the Thanksgiving dinner like he wanted to for over 17 years (he was 19 years old). He could make the turkey, the cranberry sauce, the mashed potatoes, everything you eat for Thanksgiving.

As Jinky Joe worked in the kitchen, little did he know that trouble was brewing. In the high rooftops of South-Clay-Ville, a fire breathing dragon was hatching evil plans. On the top of Twin Turkey Tower, he was experimenting with a Transformation Ray. The T. Ray would combine two objects and transform them INTO ONE. He had built a robo-serpent and was using it along with his pet serpent as test subjects (he hoped the transformation would help him achieve WORLD DOMINATION). The dragon was about to shoot the T. Ray, then he realized the turkey squad was coming today. “Whatever,” the dragon said without too much worry, and he combined the serpent and robo-serpent and somehow with something gross about “going number two” that we won’t get into, the sy-serpent was born!

The Turkey Squad was a group of secret agents who came to Earth once every 500,000,000,000 years for Thanksgiving. This was the year 1,500,000,000,000 and the third time they’d visited since the start of humanity. The Turkey Squad was made up of three turkeys from another dimension called the Turkey Squad. Their planet’s name was called Turkeyesse. This dimension had a different timeline, and a day in Turkeyesse was like 500,000,000,000 years for us. The Squad felt like they were checking on Earth every day but really, from Earth’s perspective it was like 500,000,000,000 years. The three members of the Squad were Super Turkey, Tackle Turkey and Cyborg Turkey. The Turkey Squad traveled across dimensions in a spaceship shaped like a giant turkey egg.

When they arrived in South-Clay-Ville, they landed in the central plaza in front of Twin Turkey Tower.

Jinky Joe had been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the mythic Turkey Squad and had been in the plaza since early morning. The story of their appearance once every 500,000,000,000 had been passed down through generation after generation. It was a great honor to be alive in the extremely rare years where they appeared. A hatch opened in the side of the egg, and the three turkeys waddled down a gangway. They looked at Jinky Joe and the other residents who had gathered to greet them.

“Hey,” said Super Turkey, “They aren’t cavemen anymore!”

“We haven’t been cavemen for a really long, long time!” said Jinky Joe.

“You were yesterday,” said Tackle Turkey.

Jinky Joe didn’t understand why Tackle Turkey would say that, so he changed the subject and said, “Why don’t you come to the palace for some refreshments? Mamma Mable and I have been cooking for hours.”

“Shh!” ordered Cyborg Turkey, holding up one wing. “What is that sound?” He pointed toward the top of Turkey Tower.

They all listened and heard: Hissssssssssss. Ahhhhhh!!!! Hisssssssss. Noooooooo! Hissssssss.

“I think that’s probably the dragon who lives at the top of Twin Turkey Tower,” said Jinky Joe.

“That dragon has been around as long as we’ve been coming to this dimension,” said Super Turkey. “And he’s always trouble… in fact, we should probably head to the top of the tower and see what he’s up to.”

The Turkey Squad and Jinky Joe climbed the steps to the top of the tower. When they got to the top, they shouted “Stop right there!” But the dragon just said, “Bwah, ha, ha. You’re too late. I will bring this

world to its last demise!!”

“Well, technically, according to quantum physics, there are infinite dimensions—let alone Earths. Your Dominance Goal should be taking over the whole universe, a planet won’t be enough! Be like that scary centipede dude from that world, Bad Guys. If it was a series he would be in book 12.” babbled Cyborg Turkey before he realized he probably shouldn’t be giving pro tips to an evil dragon.

“Very well, I’ll take over every single dimension with my cy-serpent, Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!” said the dragon.

“Well—.” started Cyborg Turkey.

“Silence” interrupted the dragon.

“Uh…shouldn’t we be fighting this dragon?” said Tackle Turkey.

“Yeah,” said the dragon. “Narrator, can you please hand me the script. Isn’t there a fight scene next?”

“Hey dragon, you’re breaking the fourth wall!” objected the Narrator.

The battle for control of the universe began!

Super Turkey raced forward and scratched the dragon with its claw before the dragon knew the fight had begun. Fire came out of the dragon’s mouth in pain. He tried to grab Jinky Joe but Cyborg Turkey aimed and almost shot a hole into the dragon’s stomach. But the dragon dodged and a stream of angry fire erupted out of the dragon’s mouth, and he singed Cyborg Turkey’s feathers. Super Turkey viciously clawed the dragon with his deadly claws. The dragon dodged again and said, “Cy-serpent, attack!” The sy-serpant deployed a bunch of robotic arms that grabbed all the members of the Turkey Squad. The dragon said, “Have you given up yet.”

“Never!” said the Turkey Squad in unison.

Only Jinky Joe was free. “Cyborg Turkey, pass me your laser gun!” he shouted.

Cyborg Turkey got one feather free and hurled his laser gun to Jinky Joe. He took aim and fired at the dragon. He hit him in the defenseless part of his armpit, and the dragon died on the spot.

Afterwards, The turkey squad came to Mama Mabel’s house and had Thanksgiving dinner. Even though the turkey squad were turkeys, they still ate turkey. They finally promised they would try to move the dimension closer to earth so they could visit more often, and they lived happily ever after.

THE END, Or is it…