PROLOGUE

There had been both fighting and peace in the Debate System.  Team Candy had battled Team Snack on the planet of Lovenia. Chocolate had been the hero, journeying up Sugar Mountain to find Sugar himself. Reluctantly, Sugar had helped them beat back an invasion by Team Fruit and Vegetable led by Carrot and Strawberry, who had died in the battle. Meanwhile, on the planet of Finglarnia, there had been the Hand Position War. Hand had been sucked into a Future Orb, creating a crisis while he wasn’t able to rule. But the brave Sproing and Secret Handshake built a frotominizer that brought Hand back. There was hope that peace would reign, but in the Debate System the biggest fight yet was about to start…

Pizza and Burger lived in peace on the planet of Grease. One of the capital cities is Cheeslia. The main boulevard was Cheese Court. The fancy burgers mostly lived on Burger Street, and then, of course, there was Pizza Avenue. But the best street of all was Greasy Avenue.

The planet of Grease had some of the most amazing history in the entire Debate System. The planet was formed out of congealed grease, and many famous events had happened there. In our time, the leaders of Grease were Big Mac, Whopper and Cheese Pizza and Hawaiian Pizza. They lived in the Pizza Palace, and dined at the Baronial Burger inside the palace.

They didn’t see their futures as being scraps of the debate system crumbled into pieces. They did want world peace without anybody fighting over which thing was better, or for domination of the debate system. Sharing this positive view of peaceful independence in the Debate System were the leaders of Candy and Snack and High Five and Fist Bump. But unfortunately, not all agreed with them.

On the world of Worktopia, the people of Chores and Homework lived and worked, worked, worked all the time. Reading River flowed through the center of School City, where children went to Geometry Gelato before going home to do their homework. They might live on Reading Road or Writing Journal Way. But it wasn’t just homeworks that lived here: there were chores, too. Streets were named Polishing Court and Detergent Drive. The leaders were Soap Pack, Detergent, Trash Bag, Math Worksheet, Book Club and Journal. They looked at the Debate System and wanted world domination, but knew they couldn’t get it by themselves! They knew about the Debate System, and when I said they knew, they knew! They had done their homework. They knew the longitude and latitude of every planet in the system, and who its leaders were. With three teams, they thought they could take over them all, and asked the Secret Agents and Fruit and Vegetable to join forces with them. But they had been wrong when they said they would quickly win the war. The war would be far from short…

Chapter One

We start on the planet of Grease, where pizzas and burgers lived together in peace, despite their differences.  On Worktopia, Chores and Homework also lived together peacefully, and this was good…all until the agents came. The agents had a different idea for the Debate System—they believed in domination, until one by one each planet surrendered. And they thought they were going to win—by a long shot!!! (But they didn’t, by a long shot…). You see, the thing about the Debate System was that some planets had a taste for peace, but some had a taste for a Masterpiece of Destruction .

The Planet of Grease had a taste for peace. But unfortunately, it turned out the planet Worktopia had a taste for world domination. The agents worked in the background. Nobody saw them pop-up. But they brought out something in the leaders of Worktopia. They grew restless with only having power over one planet. They wanted more! 

Meanwhile, Team High Five and Team Fist Bump were planning out an operation which would lead to a war. They didn’t know that at the time (but fortunately they would win the war). But that didn’t mean the war was good. In fact, it was the worst thing they could have done to implement the plan into their operation. This plan involved…we’ll tell you in the next chapter.

Chapter Two

Do you remember the Gods? Well, I’ll give you an example: Sugar and Chocolate. Does that ring a bell? Those guys come back in this story, so get ready! Sugar, Chocolate, Hand, Secret Handshake, Cheese, Bread, Sweat and Paper.

These gods and other heros were ranked in four ranks: First, the God rank, the highest rank any single object can achieve. Next, the Noble rank, this rank was given to the most gifted and talented warlocks and fighters. The third rank is the Award Winning rank. Now, the name is misleading, but this rank is for the super-ist of the heroes. For example, Astro Five and Emotional Cheese Puff. But this rank also had a rank system within it. I’m not going to get too into this but the highest part of the Award Winning rank was given to Gum Nut and High Five. Their symbols and leadership put a mark on the Debate System’s history. The last rank was the Middle Rank. This rank isn’t technically in the middle but if there were a bunch more ranks, this would be in the middle. This rank is given to regular civilians who live a normal life.

But, putting that aside, the gods had a plan. And this plan required everyone to agree without betrayal. Fortunately, that was EX-actly what happened. These gods knew each other well, and they always trusted each other. So, they had a feeling this plan would work flawlessly. That is technically what happened, but there was a little bit of a twist which I will get to later. 

The gods planned to sabotage the teams who wanted world domination and steal their future orbs. Each planet had one future orb, (but only the gods had permission to use all of them.) Because of this, they had to use it wisely: using the future orb for exactly twenty-five times then letting it sit still for exactly three days after that will cause it to break apart in a way that can never be rebuilt. There were only five future orbs in the galaxy. The future orbs were priceless. Destroying one was far worse than tearing the Mona Lisa in half. The thing was, though, these can only be crafted once. And the reason for this was because they were crafted by the top tier gods. And when I say top tier, I. Mean. Top. TIER.  Another way of describing these gods is to think of Sugar, but one infinity times better. But now that you know the basics, I’ll tell you THE PLAN.

Chapter Three

First thing you need to know is that this plan is made out of three parts. First, gather all the gods. This basically meant gathering Cheese, Oil, Chocolate, Secret Handshake and Hand. These gods needed to team-up to stop this sabotage. How they would do this is going to be explained in step two and step three (I just want to say that step two and three are made out of many, different, smaller parts).

Step two: Gather information and bring back the frotominizer and the two future orbs owned by the individual teams. Next, they had to test if their plan worked. They had to use the frotominizers on the future orb. But, the hardest thing about this was that the future orbs had a fifty percent chance of breaking. They were really praying to God. But wait! They are gods! That made things easier—they used their special god powers to make sure nothing happened to the future orbs. But, Sugar had a regret… Now that they knew it worked, they had to reverse the frotominizer so it would put people in, instead of take people out.

Last but not least, step three: Lure the evil gods and agents into the frotominizer target range and voila! They are in the future orb never to be seen again! But, the gods tried to lure the invaders into the range of the frotonminizer. The only problem was, the evil gods had crystal balls to spy on the other planets. They were suspicious of meeting the other gods face to face.

Plus, why don’t you get a sugar tablet or a mac, and just talk on that?

“Well, what if I told you, that even though they were gods, these. Disasters. All. Happened. :[] I know. 

Sounds crazy. But it happens. IT HAPPENS. Sorry, I just didn’t like it. Anyways I’ll tell you the whole story, just give me some time to rest.” Said Gumnut. “By the way, I took a class to change my grammar, hope ya wike it!!” “Let’s get this down on Paper, witerawy!!”

Chapter Four

It was a great day in the world of Lovenia, or so everybody thought. Bikes ringing, sugar confetti all around. But, out on Sugar Mountain, Sugar himself was planning something. Something so amazing, so sneaky, so unexpected, that nobody would expect it. And even if they did, they wouldn’t have time to react. And this plan was the exact plan I’ve been telling you about for three chapters. But, he needed help. And when I say help, I don’t just mean help from Chocolate and some of the Candy and Snack heroes. I mean, help from THE Gods.

Chapter Five

These Gods are Gods—of course—and so Sugar was asking to be supported by the greatest of beings. This was a big favor. In fact, he’d never asked for such a big favor, it was almost unimaginable, but he really was confident this would happen. But, if you want to know specifically, these would be the good Gods, not the evil gods.

But no matter how many calls he made on his sweet tablet, it was no use, they wouldn’t come. Or so he thought. So, he gave up, and for a while this plan was unheard of and he gave up for some time. But, by some time I mean about a minute because then Sugar regained his confidence. He hoped the Gods weren’t responding because they were also busy planning and had the same idea that he had. You see, the Gods could also think of what Sugar was thinking (if they wanted to, of course). But still, Sugar didn’t know that yet, and he was a bit desperate for time and help. Because he knew this plan must be implemented soon. If it wasn’t, the whole world would collapse—and all the hand gestures and foods with it.

Chapter Six

But finally, after a day of wondering and hoping the gods would respond, he finally received a text and it said: Sugar, don’t worry, we’re working on it!

Sugar went mad. And when I say mad, Jimmies and rainbows were in his head. No pain, no suffering, just Jimmies and rainbows. And, Sugar was happy for a while. But after two minutes, the most absurd discovery was made, which none of them could have expected. You remember the evil gods? Well, specifically Vitamin D, Calcium, Paper, Pencil, Heat, Sweat and the Hand Agents all teamed together and were trying to rival this plan. This was so surprising because nobody had even remembered where they were, or so they thought.

Chapter Seven

Oil had traveled to Lovenia with the other leaders. Oil listened to the other leaders, memorizing the details of The Plan. Why was he memorizing this? Well, we need to go back two days to when Oil got a message from the evil gods. 

Chapter Eight: Oil’s Betrayal

Now, if you didn’t know, Oil is a bit of a leaker (literally, and in his life.) Oil liked big rewards. High risk, big rewards. Yes, that’s oil. Oil got one of the biggest rewards he ever sought: infinite debate coins. But wait, if he’s a god, doesn’t he already have infinite debate coins? Yes, and that is why he didn’t accept the offer. He was about to go back when the Evil Gods made him an offer: having all his friends and family be immortal. But, couldn’t he make them immortal, too? And plus, if he is a god, wouldn’t that mean they were gods, too? So, this was an even worse offer. Then, they offered him something he could not turn down. Having power over all the planets. This time, Oil didn’t turn the offer down, no, he just walked away. If he was a god, he already owned all the planets. But then, he got an offer he had to accept, he just had to. They offered him 90% equity in planet ownership. Now, before he had 5%. Oil definitely would accept this offer. The problem is, how would they do it? To deliver planet ownership to Oil, they had a plan of their own which they would tell him later. If he wanted this, they explained, oil would have to leak everything he knew about the other team. Not only that, but he would become a double agent. And he had a very clear point of view of exactly what they had to do: their plan was to recruit as many good gods to their size as they could. Now, they couldn’t call them “good gods.” That’s like admitting you ate your friends ice cream. So, Oil leaked everything. And when I say everything, I. Mean. EVERYTHING.

Chapter Nine

Meanwhile, the gods were setting everything up for their plan. I’m so mad about that because now, that plan didn’t really work out! Dude, chill, it’s not your turn. They had already gathered all the gods and were getting ready to set up the frotominizer and the two future orbs. Now, of course, the next thing they needed to do was lure the evil gods into their plan. But wait! Oil told the evil gods about the whole plan! This was exactly like the moments the Americans realized Benedict Arnold betrayed them. Except, all the gods were dumber than the Americans. They hadn’t realized that Oil had been good for more than a week now. And, they hadn’t realized the evil gods were sabotaging them. This is the equivalent of not realizing your sister ate all your candy.

…

Meanwhile, the evil gods were planning their sabotage while listening to oil tell them a story. Not much like a leak, but more like the story of his life, nice and casual. Right now, the evil gods were more focussed on taking notes, not really listening to stories about Oil’s grandma. So far, they had one thing: kill the good gods. And, this was nothing. And when I say nothing, I mean nothing. They couldn’t even figure out what Oil was saying in Oil language (did I mention that Oil speaks in Oil language?) (He really doesn’t, I’ll explain later). But, Oil had an idea. And he showed that he really did know a couple of words in common. He said, “Steal Frotominizer and 2 future orbs.”

Chapter Ten

The evil gods were shocked to hear this! THey hadn’t heard about the frotominizer or the future orb for the past ten years. To even hear the fact that they had to find them, and steal them—Jeeeeez!! But, this sounded like something the good gods would do to sabotage them. And, they thought Oil’s suggestion might actually be reasonable. So they asked oil, “Where do we look?” Well, as I’ve said, Oil pretends that he doesn’t know common. So why should he tell them? Well, Oil had a plan up his sleeve. He would tell them false information. for n— “We go to God’s house and go from the air vent.”

Come on, Oil! Shut up! Why did you tell them this?! Anyways… fine … I’ll go with this storyline.

So, they were happy Oil told them this. Like, really happy. They happily went on their airship and flew towards the good gods on Lovenia. While they were flying, they talked about what Oil had told them, while Oil sipped some beer.

Now Oil, don’t get too drunk. “Oh no! I’m leaking! Anyways, can I have some more beer?” As Oil was going through the ship, he saw two more buckets of beer. If you know Oil, you know he likes beer. He found them, but for some reason he didn’t drink them. Ohhh! Oil saw beer and didn’t drink it! This is a major page in history! You know what he did instead, he used a clone machine to duplicate them, so he could have even more beer.

Do you know what the evil gods said to this? They said, “Oil, you have no will power.” Do you know what Oil said to that? Oil said, “Beer is God’s creation!” Ok, done with Oil drinking beer. Now let’s get to the important stuff.

While they were on the ride, they had to plan. Did they plan? No. And this is why we are moving to the good god’s plan.

Chapter Eleven

The good gods were in their Candy L.A.M.B.O. (laughing aromaphobic maximum best oval.) They were going to their H.Q. to place the future orbs and the frotominizer. They had already called the evil gods and had started a “truce” with them. Now it was just a waiting game for them to arrive for the meeting. A day passed. Did they come? No. A week passed. Did they come? No. A month passed. Did they come? No. A year passed. Did they come? Actually, they did! On cheetos 23rd, skittles, starburst, lemonheads, they finally came for the meeting. All the good gods knew what they had to do. All the evil gods knew what they had to do. That will be saved for the next chapter.

Chapter Twelve

They came up with a contract. A very, very, very, very “fair” contract. The thing is, it wasn’t fair for both teams. This is what I call a lose/lose. So both teams were unhappy. If you were the evil god team, you would want yourself to be happy. If you were the good god team, you would want both teams to be happy. If you were the good god team while trying to sabotage the bad god team, you would want yourself to be happy. Here’s what the contract said: both teams have no rights to all the planets.” Now, both of the god teams stared at each other then both said at the same time, “who wrote this?!” And they slammed their fists on the table and went out to find the criminal.

Chapter Thirteen

Coincidentally, Oil wasn’t here when they made the contract. Also coincidentally, Oil hated both teams. Also coincidentally, Oil had free time. And also coincidentally, Oil had the master password to the master computer. Also coincidentally, when the evil gods got home, they found out their computer was hacked. Also coincidentally, in the corner of the contract, it said which computer the document had come from. And coincidentally, it said the contract had come from the computer Oil had hacked.

Chapter Fourteen

Well, the thing was, where was oil? Nobody knows! Actually, I know, because I’m the narrator. If I didn’t know, this whole story wouldn’t be a book. But I’m not going to tell you. You’ll have to figure it out yourself. The same with the good and evil gods, apparently. They also had to find it out. And this is where the story gets real. 

Chapter Fifteen

“You found him? Ok.” You know how oil is slippery. Well, he was at his favorite game park. This game park was a water park. And guess what it was called? Slip and Slide. And I know, I know, oil and water don’t mix but Oil and maliciousness do. And here’s the thing, water is evil to oil. Evil and maliciousness are very similar so in fact, water and oil do mix. Now, Oil wasn’t just at any Slip and Slide. Out of town, there was a group. The Leaker Group. Who else would be the leader of this group but Oil. Now, it’s interesting. Think about your own park. Think about how many people were in there. Think of that but triple! That’s how many people were in the park. But would you believe me if I said that 100% of those people worked for the Leaker Group. Now, the reason for this was that this water park wasn’t really a water park. It was a hideout. The best part of this hideout? It was unidentifiable. There were oil stains sitting on chairs everywhere. But which one was the real one? None of them! He’s over here now. Sure, you’re asking where is ‘here? Literally: hear. Vrrrrrrr… The boss oil is coming in hot. And by hot I mean he was coming in on a parachute. Yes, the leaker himself was skydiving. And the best part of oil skydiving was that he couldn’t get hurt! He could scream as much as he wanted at the end. 

Chapter Sixteen

I’m going to be honest, he wasn’t on the parachute. But he was in fact at the water park. The good gods and evil gods set out to find him. They also had plans for him. They wanted to arrest him. They wanted to take all his goods. They wanted to sacrifice him to the three main gods: Food, Water and Calories.

But how did the gods know that Oil was at the water park? Well, Oil is stupid (as we all know). Oil used his stupidity at its best, being the most stupid. What he did was he told the good gods where he was. Now there was a good reason for thi—

“I want to fight them on my own ground,” Oil said.

Ohhhh, that makes much more sense. Oil, you’re good.  

When the gods received Oil’s message, they sprinted to the Candy-Lambo and got on their way to battle Oil in the final battle. Now this would change the whole battle, PERMANENTLY.

Chapter Seventeen

So you guys know evil gods. Evil gods like to make things worse. People who are evil or mean use physical contact. That makes it worse. But, these evil gods used Death Sentences. In other words, they used risky suicide. They set-up a nuclear candy bomb. This nuclear candy bomb blew up a planet when it was placed down and then at power 1, it blew up 5 planets. Power 2, it blew up 15 planets. Power 3, it blew up 17 planets. At power 4, it blew up 22 planets. At power 5, it blew up 33 planets. At power 6, it blew up 47 planets. At power 7, it blew up 73 planets. At power 8, it blew up 95 planets. At power 9, it blew up 107 planets. At power 10, it blew up 2078 planets, the equivalent radius of 978,599,534,602,224 km. 

Chapter Eighteen

The good gods wanted peace. The bad gods still wanted no power for Grease. They both thought oil sucked. They agreed: even though they had differences, they both wanted to kill oil. They set up the nuke on a hill near the water park, put it on power nine, and used the dimension portal to retreat to a safe distance. The good gods followed them and they all waited for the party to get started. The god’s were safe, for now.

Chapter Nineteen: LA FINALE

Oil saw the nuke and thought it was potatoes. And we all know, good oil on potatoes is amazing. “Olive! Pass me the oil.” he said to his friend then walked over and climbed up onto the “potatoes.” Then, he saw a timer. And oil knew what this was now. It was a potato in the microwave getting warmed up! And then he used common sense and realized…there were two potatoes! After that, he finally realized it was a nuke. So he got off and sang the lord’s prayer: “O-o-o-o-oil gods!” and then ran, just like anybody else. 

Minutes later, the nuke went off. It’s interesting, the nuke exploded but, for some reason, nobody died on the planet. To this day, nobody knows why, but not one single person died in the blast. And then they realized it was actually just a nearby industrial strength microwave that went off. Then, the nuke actually went off. And when it did, what happened next was dark. 

I’ll tell you what in the next chapter.

Chapter Twenty: LA FINALE: Part 2

A nuclear blast is not a good thing. It’s kind of common sense to know that but, some people do bad stuff. Especially evil gods. So, it is no surprise that the evil gods did this. No surprise. Watching from a safe distance through the dimension portal, the evil gods celebrated “yeah! Oil is dead!” 

But what they didn’t know was that oil had a plan. Oil had a curse, yes, but also a blessing. He would dream about the future, he would see the future in the present, he would see the future wherever he went. Sometimes, the future he saw was hot dogs, and he would eat hot dogs. But most of the time, it was dark, death and a black hole through the rest of time. And at this point, he would be sucked in.

But that day when he got nuked, he didn’t see the future. He saw only the present. I should also mention that he only saw the future when he was doing something bad. This was decided by the powers who gave him this blessing/curse. When he did something bad, they gave him a bad future. When he did something good, they gave him a good future. The only way he could avoid the future was to do nothing. This was exactly what he did. He didn’t speak and didn’t “LEAK” info. And he made no one happy. If he did make them happy, he would make everybody else happy. Same situation with making everybody mad.

Oil had really been too smart. He had learned how to avoid seeing the future, good and bad, but had learned it too well. He had ignored the blessing/curse of the gods and it cost him that day when he didn’t see the blast coming.

Soon after the nuke exploded, the good and bad gods realized they had messed up. And, they knew they would have to pay the price. The dimension portal had taken them to a world incredibly far away and different in every way. Nothing and nobody was there to help them. The planet they landed on was so bad that the amount of help they got was like frogs that didn’t make a single noise as they ate burgers as their meal for every meal.

Oil was reported missing, because nobody knew if he was alive or dead. The gods were no help, so everyone in the Debate System died. So this is how the story ends. Sadly and tragically because of a Power Nine Nuke.

THE END…